“Dammit,” I said, pulling a staticky lump of fabric from the dryer. “I knew this was going to happen.”
“What?” a friend replied from behind her own mass of clothing.
“These panties are all clingy and linty from the wash. I swear, this happens to me all the time. It’s the worst thing that can happen to a pair of underwear. Not to mention these are my favorite because they have puppies on them.”
She shut the dryer door with her hip. “Seriously?”
“Yeah, I mean, look! They’re Dalmatians!”
“No, I mean you seriously think that’s the worst thing that can happen to a pair of panties?”
“What, do you have a better suggestion?”
Turns out, she did.
Presented proudly by the ladies of the Archibald laundry room, a holistic ranking of the yays and nays of panties and panty-wearing!
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