Adults of PBS Kids Put the Sexy Back in RomComs Posted on February 14, 2021February 14, 2021 by Grace Kim You may not have noticed them during your afternoon snack, but they're sure to get your attention now. Help give these hunky men what they...
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk Posted on December 17, 2020December 17, 2020 by Ari Brown “We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy Posted on November 21, 2020November 21, 2020 by Gemma Ryu We pride ourselves on creating hapless flunkies who do the bidding of an idiotic despot, and we are sorry to hear that this Rudy has...
New Remote Learning Tech Allows Teachers to Stand Uncomfortably in Front of Students Posted on November 20, 2020November 20, 2020 by Gillian Beer "I love virtual teacher!" - Real Child
Venn Diagram of People Who Put Toddlers in Q’Anon Costumes and People Who Say Kids “Couldn’t Possibly Know They’re Gay Yet” Actually Just a Circle. Posted on October 29, 2020October 29, 2020 by Ari Brown She was adamant that while she is not homophobic, she does not believe a child could possibly know he was gay until he was “at...
Diary of Robert Pattinson’s Dialect Coach Posted on October 9, 2020October 9, 2020 by Gabby Bianco Robert's film comes out on Netflix tomorrow! Can't wait to hear his French!
10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant Posted on October 2, 2020October 2, 2020 by Ari Brown It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...
New CDC Guidelines Instruct Hand-Washing to Tune of Bob Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul” Posted on April 7, 2020April 7, 2020 by Gabby Bianco If it's a good idea for people to wash their hands for twenty seconds, it's probably an even better idea for them to wash them...
I wanna thank the Academy, I guess? Posted on February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 by Gabby Bianco Yep, this is exactly what we asked for.
I’m Not A Bitch, I’m Just A Francophile Posted on February 19, 2020February 19, 2020 by Elisheva Goldberg People hate me, but why? All I do is love France ! Is that such a «crime» ?