22: A Progress Report
I don’t know about you, but I’ve been feeling 22 for almost 7 months now. That’s more than half of my 22-ness done. Finished. Never...
Posts by satansmainbitch:
Who Wore It Best: Joe Jonas Edition
There are two things that women in Hollywood are always being mercilessly judged for. The first is their dating life. Taylor Swift (who is generally...
The Rib Is My Tramp Stamp
I don’t think I’m ever going to get a tramp stamp. I might get a tattoo somewhere else, but even then, only if I ever...
Help, It’s December And I Can’t Stop Talking About My Summer
I don’t know about you, but I had a pretty good summer. So good, in fact, that the semester’s about to end, and I’m still...
Secret Santa Gift Guide
I don’t know about you, but I had a terrific summer. One of my favorite parts of this summer is that it wasn’t winter. Fuck...
Gimme All Your Money
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. So good that I allowed myself to go into complete denial about ever...
Welcome To Another Year Of Me Never Knowing Where The F*ck My Key Is
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. Like, an incredible summer. Like, an everything-that-could’ve-gone-well-did-and-everything-that-could’ve-gone-poorly-didn’t summer. Not to brag or anything, but my...
Goodbye Dreams (Like Goodnight Moon But Weaker Rhymes)
In the summer of my dreams There was an internship And some improv scenes And really cool people I ran into on the street (hi,...
Pass(These Damn Exams)over
Well, it’s that time of year again. Your friendly neighborhood Jews are throwing out all their baked goods (protip: Passover is the best time of...
A Hairy Situation
Curly hair is both a blessing and a curse. It’s a curse because it’s impossible to brush, gets frizzy easily, and if you dare try to...