Back off Ladies, That was MY Boyfriend in the Inflatable Garfield Suit Posted on November 1, 2023November 1, 2023 by Rachel Kamphaus I know you all wanted a piece of that fine, orange ass. I heard your whistles when he walked by, your rawrs. I felt your...
My Suggestions for Throwing a Truly TERRIFYING Halloween Party Posted on October 29, 2023October 29, 2023 by Madeline Tirschwell The Rib's official list of bone-chilling Halloweekend party themes! Featuring DIY escape rooms and Hamilton.
So You Didn’t Find Your CCBoo, What Now? Posted on November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 by Arthi Ranganathan If DataMatch isn’t messy enough, our 2023/24 Class Coordinating Board swooped in to give you lonely idiots another shot at love. The CCBoo Spooky Scramble...
Oh Shit, It’s Monday- Posted on October 31, 2022October 31, 2022 by Linnea Hult Here are 3 slapdash mediocre Halloween costumes to save the day!
Trick-or-treating Alternatives for your Childhood Withdrawals Posted on October 31, 2022October 31, 2022 by Rhea Rasquinha Because stress eating candy can only do so much
Advice for Navigating Your Group Costume Drama Posted on October 30, 2022October 30, 2022 by Sophia Wotman The fate of your social circle hangs in the balance.
BREAKING: The Scariest Thing This Halloween Is How Little You’ve Accomplished This Semester! Posted on October 28, 2022October 28, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas Just when you think you have time to turn things around, Halloween coming up signifies the half way point of the semester! And you've accomplished...
Your Last-Minute, Politically-Aware Halloween Costume, As Determined by Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type Posted on October 27, 2022October 27, 2022 by Olivia Booth Read on for a personalized, politically-inspired ensemble—classified, of course, by Myers-Briggs personality type.
Wow! These Men Are Ending Sexism With Their Playboy Bunny Costumes Posted on October 26, 2022October 26, 2022 by Kaitlin Goldin Hugh Hefner applications stiiiiiiill open.
10 Scaries to Avoid this Spooky Season Posted on October 25, 2022October 25, 2022 by Sam Walter A guide to navigating all the ghouls, goblins, and ghosts this campus has to offer.