Build Your Own: CLINICAL DEPRESSION! 

$8.79

SIZE

_ High-Functioning

_ Crippling

_ Considering Lobotomy

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GREENS (Pick Two)

_ Going to Class

_ Going to Parties

_ Sleeping

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PROTEIN (Pick One)

_ 40 MG Paxil

_ Functioning Libido

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EXTRAS (Unlimited!)

_ Wontons

_ Dried Cranberries

_ Crippling Self-Doubt

_ Feeling “Slowed Down”

_ Velour Tracksuit

_ Bon Iver Song

_ MY BRITA FILTER IS FULL OF VODKA

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