20 Things Easier to Navigate Than the Brown Housing Lottery Posted on April 9, 2024 by Lulu Cavicchi It's one of Brown’s most opaque administrative wonders.
Venmo Requesting Your Male Friends for $0.16 and Other Ways to Celebrate Women’s History Month Posted on March 8, 2024 by Morgan Anderson What’s not to love about March? There are the first signs of Spring, Pisces season, and — most importantly — Women’s History Month! As a...
5 Must-Haves for University Presidents This Holiday Season Posted on December 16, 2023December 17, 2023 by twink husband A handy gift guide for these PR-atrocities personified.
Campus buzz: Hypothetically, if everyone found out you ordered a sex toy to the mailroom, WWYD? Posted on December 3, 2023 by The Rib Now every snail mail fan knows that you like to *ahem* “polish the pearl” and just how you like to do it.
Dear Free Inquiry at Brown, Please Bring My Problematic Faves to Campus Posted on November 29, 2023 by Sophia Plaschke I do not condone any of the harmful statements and actions by those mentioned in this article.
How to Communicate that You’re Gay When You Don’t Know How to Dress Posted on November 5, 2023 by Morgan Anderson Let an unfashionable, straight-looking lesbian tell YOU how to wear your sexuality on your sleeve (but, like, without actually wearing anything of substance).
Your Family Weekend Guide to Bagging A DILF Posted on October 12, 2023October 12, 2023 by Julien Griswold Date or daughter? We'll get back to you.
My Thoughts on the Met Gala (WARNING: CONTROVERSIAL!!!) Posted on May 15, 2023May 15, 2023 by Madeline Tirschwell If, like myself, you have been finding every possible means of procrastinating your finals, then you probably saw at least some of the Met Gala...
Ins and Outs of Spring Weekend Posted on April 28, 2023April 28, 2023 by Mia Lane See you on the Green!
A Proposal to Tom Holland Posted on April 26, 2023April 26, 2023 by Lulu Levy Dear Tom Holland, You don’t know me, but I know you, or at least the “you” you present to the public. Back when I was...