March 2017

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  • Donald Trump's Oscar Reaction Tweets
  • Which Mariah Carey Mishap Are You?
  • How Likely Are You to Acknowledge the F*cking Lifeguard?
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  • Friend or Foe: A Larger Discussion in What the Presence of Marsupials Means in This Economy
  • Your Favorite Motivational Phrases, Ruined
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  • Nope, Haven't Seen It: Grease
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  • A Gynography of the Everygirl (If Every Girl is Just Like Me)
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  • Dear Weird Al Yankovic: Please Be My Benefactor!
  • A Letter to Foolish Bears
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  • What Personality Flaw Does Your Waterbottle Reveal About You?
  • Mark Zuckerberg PLEASE READ
  • Junglepussy: An Abbreviated Personal Listening Guide
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  • I Can’t Believe It’s Prime! 5 Fun Things to Buy with Your Squad 2020 Amazon Gift Card that Will Help You Forget You’re a Snitch
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  • Faking It: My Pop Culture Knowledge Is a Lie
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  • Bread: Can Live With It, Can't Live Without It
  • Open Letters: 10 Things That Need To Get Their Shit Together
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  • My Stupid Bucket List From Age 10
  • Confessions of a (Degrassi) Fan Fiction Writer
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  • Lactose Tolerant
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  • A Tentative Anthology on the Pretentious Intellectual Male™ Experience
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  • A Music Listening Guide for Queer Girls
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  • Choose Your Own Spring Break Adventure
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  • How To Cry Silently In Your Midterm (And Other Nifty College Hacks)
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  • How to Win Free Time and Influence Your Life
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  • To Meme, or Not To Meme: A Collection of Meme-Related Haikus
  • Catfished: Lumiere Was Hotter as a Candle
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  • Snow Days: Expectations vs. Reality
  • Dorm Hunters: Brown University Edition
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  • Solo Spring Breaker
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