Author Archives for Leeron Lempel

How I Spent My Spring Break


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Okay, so here’s what happened. Ryan and his brother Trey got busted for trying to steal a car. Because Ryan was still a minor, a kind DA by the name of Sandy Cohen was able to get him released from custody without a trial. Ryan went back home, where his... Read More


22: A Progress Report


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I don’t know about you, but I’ve been feeling 22 for almost 7 months now. That’s more than half of my 22-ness done. Finished. Never to be seen again. And let me tell you something. I am feeling way super hella lied to. There happens to be a certain song... Read More


Why I’m In Favor of Global Warming


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This past Tuesday, it was 57 degrees Fahrenheit outside. The next morning, it snowed as I was walking to class. While these erratic weather changes are annoying, they are par for the course based on what we’ve been experiencing this year so far. We get warmth and sunshine only to... Read More


Who Wore It Best: Joe Jonas Edition


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There are two things that women in Hollywood are always being mercilessly judged for. The first is their dating life. Taylor Swift (who is generally a problematic person, I know, I get it, but not for this particular thing) gets this a lot whenever she’s seen with a new guy.... Read More


The Rib Is My Tramp Stamp


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I don’t think I’m ever going to get a tramp stamp. I might get a tattoo somewhere else, but even then, only if I ever find a design I want for at least a year without changing my mind. (Currently, we’re at American flag where the stars section is an... Read More


True Life: I Was A Teenage Narcissist


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“Leeron, right?” Shit. Shit. Who are you and why do you know my name? “Yeah….” “How’s it going?” “Um, good.” Wait, did we go to school together? “You?” “Good.” Our waiter walked away and I looked at my mom helplessly. We were out to lunch together my first day home... Read More


Secret Santa Gift Guide


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I don’t know about you, but I had a terrific summer. One of my favorite parts of this summer is that it wasn’t winter. Fuck winter. I hate winter. Winter is the worst, always, no exceptions. Well, one exception. I love the holiday season because I really like getting people... Read More


Home Is Where The Pole Is


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I don’t know about you, but I had an un-pole-ievable summer. This could be attributed to the fact that I spent a good chunk of it at Body & Pole in NYC, dancing my little heart out. Early on in the summer it became my favorite spot in the city –... Read More