Author Archives for Leeron Lempel

Who Wore It Best: Joe Jonas Edition


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There are two things that women in Hollywood are always being mercilessly judged for. The first is their dating life. Taylor Swift (who is generally a problematic person, I know, I get it, but not for this particular thing) gets this a lot whenever she’s seen with a new guy.... Read More


The Rib Is My Tramp Stamp


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I don’t think I’m ever going to get a tramp stamp. I might get a tattoo somewhere else, but even then, only if I ever find a design I want for at least a year without changing my mind. (Currently, we’re at American flag where the stars section is an... Read More


True Life: I Was A Teenage Narcissist


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“Leeron, right?” Shit. Shit. Who are you and why do you know my name? “Yeah….” “How’s it going?” “Um, good.” Wait, did we go to school together? “You?” “Good.” Our waiter walked away and I looked at my mom helplessly. We were out to lunch together my first day home... Read More


Secret Santa Gift Guide


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I don’t know about you, but I had a terrific summer. One of my favorite parts of this summer is that it wasn’t winter. Fuck winter. I hate winter. Winter is the worst, always, no exceptions. Well, one exception. I love the holiday season because I really like getting people... Read More


Home Is Where The Pole Is


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I don’t know about you, but I had an un-pole-ievable summer. This could be attributed to the fact that I spent a good chunk of it at Body & Pole in NYC, dancing my little heart out. Early on in the summer it became my favorite spot in the city –... Read More


Hi, Nice To Meet Me


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IDK bout u, but I had a really good summer. It was mostly good because I spent an unusually small percentage of it hating myself, as opposed to the usual 100% of my time. It gets to be a lot. I hate the way I dress (never weather appropriate), I... Read More


The Sibling Game


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A Joint Piece by Leeron and Noga Lempel I don’t know about you, but my summer was almost perfect. I say almost because while it was quite spectacular, I am disappointed I didn’t get to go home. There’s a lot of people in Israel I would have loved to see,... Read More


Sneak Preview Of My Upcoming Celebrity Memoir


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I don’t know about you, but my summer was amazing. It was so good I managed to convince myself for the first time ever that I was Special and Important and Bound For Greatness, and not just because people were telling me things like this on the reg: And being... Read More


Gimme All Your Money


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I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. So good that I allowed myself to go into complete denial about ever coming back to school. Several of my friends spent their summers hanging around Providence – working, doing research, taking summer classes – to which I say,... Read More