Author Archives for Sydney Mondry

The Funny Gals Give Thanks


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This Thanksgiving, the ladies of the night Rib would like express our gratitude for our readers’ continued support, and our parents and university for letting us write inappropriate things on the Interwebz. We are also thankful for… I’m thankful that my Netflix doesn’t judge me after 5 consecutive hours of Gilmore Girls.... Read More


Dear Yoga Farter


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Dear Yoga Farter, I wasn’t going to say anything the first time you let one slip during the evening vinyasa flow class. I wasn’t even concerned the second time it happened. Exercise-induced flatulence happens to everyone! Moving from a swan dive to chair pose to a side twist is a recipe... Read More


True Life: I Have Travel Anxiety


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I’ve just spent the weekend relaxing in New York with my family. Sunday has rolled around all too soon, meaning that it’s time to take the train back to campus. I wake up that morning with a knot in my stomach – not because I’m sad to be leaving my... Read More


1, 2, Barbecue


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I regret to inform you that this post isn’t about cornbread, ribs, or coleslaw. At the start of my freshman year, I was lucky enough to find an awesome group of guy friends. Like the kind that you start flirting with, but then two weeks later they’re audience to a... Read More


The Yogurt Analogy


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My good friend Wendy bestowed this wisdom upon me a couple of years ago and it blew my mind. This will forever change the way you discuss your significant others and love interests. You’re welcome. Plain Yogurt Via This guy or gal is pretty “meh.” They’re perfectly nice, and totally... Read More