Is the End of Trump Closer Than We May Think?
2017 has been a rough year, and there’s been a lot to worry about. I’ve been really worried! All our news is fake, all our...
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True Life: The Rib Left Me In Philly And I Made It Back Mostly Alive
On September 18th, seven Rib writers and some add-ons from Skorts Sketch Comedy caravanned down to Philadelphia to attend LaughtHERfest Pt. 2, the second year...
Ready for Fetty!?!
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Get Off Our iPhones, Government!
If you’ve been following the FBI v. Apple case, you know that one of the U.S. government’s most newsworthy battles of the day is the same one...
Rib Beef: Babies vs. Old People
(in collaboration with Nicole Martinez) A carefree, tinkling giggle. The dampened whinny of a nose being blown into a monogrammed cotton handkerchief. These are the...
My Hotel Hubby
(Pictured above: Sal?) If you’ve stayed in a hotel alone before, you might have one, too. I’ll never meet my hotel husband in the...
Dr. Ben Carson Explains
My Dearest American People, It has come to my attention that many members of the mainstream media are calling my delayed entrance to the Republican...
On Being a New Yorker
I worked in a fancy midtown office for two weeks. I did not get paid for my work, and I commuted in from New Jersey...
Poetry from the Hill: Weary Soul Edition
I truly embraced the rhyme in this more traditional selection of poems. Read alone. Finals Freshman fifteen Finals five hundred When all...
Dear Aziz Ansari: A Real Girl’s Review of “Master of None”
Dear Aziz, Aziz, I’m a fan. Tom Haverford is the main boo, your stand-up makes me pee myself, and Modern Romance is a “sprightly” and...