Author Archives for Allie Greenberg

On Making the First Move


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I am a young, empowered, millennial woman, who no longer has the time to wait around. It’s 2017, so why shouldn’t I make the first move when it comes the opposite sex? I’m trying to find myself a man! Or at least a consistent hook up. Or a one-time hook... Read More


Binge-Watching TV Addict or Seeker of Love?


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When I think of my ideal Saturday night, I don’t think of snuggling with a dreamy man, 6’4 with dark hair and matching dark eyes, who embraces me with the firmness, but gentleness of his glorious arms. I don’t think of ripping shots at any of the two bars students... Read More


Mark Zuckerberg PLEASE READ


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Hey Mark Zuckerberg! How’s it going? Is life treating you nicely? I bet it is, since you created Facebook and everything.  You can seriously do whatever you want. Must be nice. Anyway, I love Facebook. I’m a huge fan! But I also think you’re trying to sabotage me, Mark. Yes,... Read More


A Former Lover, Revisited


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Twenty-one has been a year of change for me. I am proud to say that I am finally in a steady, healthy relationship. Now you maybe thinking, wow this chick is really open about her love life. Slow down, this isn’t any normal relationship. There’s some history between us. Yes, that... Read More


Abroad Exposed


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I’m back on campus after having just spent the last semester abroad in Copenhagen, Denmark and I’m better than ever. Yes, I had an amazing time and I loved traveling around Europe, but I learned the hard way that it isn’t always Instagram worthy moments. People only think it is,... Read More


Ask Me About My Recessive Jaw


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Just when I thought all my dental problems were over, another issue arises. Despite the fact that I had braces six times, my teeth, like my cellulite, are not willing to work with me. For those unfamiliar with the whole story behind my never-ending tooth drama, please click this link for reference.... Read More


Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?


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It’s the Monday after Spring Break and I still feel so wasted, even though I’ve been back from my beach vacation for two days already. It was just that wild. Basically Spring Breakers wild. But instead of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and James Franco getting turnt, it was my mom,... Read More


On Taking a Class With Your Brother


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Now I know I have mentioned my brother several times on this publication – e.g.: he’s the perfect child and now he’s attending the same college as me – but we have made new developments in our sibling relationship. Not only do we both grace the same college campus, but now we... Read More