Which Mariah Carey Mishap Are You?
Self-graded. Keep track of your answers! What’s your biggest Mariah Carey jam? A. “Touch My Body” B. “We Belong Together” C. “All I Want for...
Posts by sarahlmaster:
Self-Help for Weird People
I am a human being. As a human being, I’ve experienced my fair share of ups and downs. I’m not super in tune with my...
Long Live Flea
Ladies, gentlemen, friends, family, esteemed colleagues – I am writing today to inform you of an important issue. Rather, an important person. In my life....
Thanks for Interrupting Me in Class!
Oh, hey Matthew!* Funny seeing you here, in this class that we take together. How are you? Oh, ha ha, that’s a funny story! You’re right,...
The Prefrontal Cortex Blues
It’s Wednesday night, and I have a ton of work to do. I go home to make dinner, and, while I wait for the water...
ANOCH – The Lit-tastrophe
This year, my roommates and I attended the Third Annual A Night on College Hill, or ANOCH. In the past, we’ve had an amazingly good...
To Chop or Not to Chop
A Joint Piece by Daniella Balarezo and Sarah Master Summer 2016 was an awful time for America, but a great time to go for The...
Baby’s First GCB
When I was a lowly freshman, I dated a senior boy. This meant that I was cool and mature, and that I usually had some...
My Mother, Tinder Goddess
A Joint Piece by Sarah & Christine Loftus Master My mother, the incomparable Christine, recently made her grand re-entry into the world of dating. As...
I am the Hot TA
There is nothing quite as satisfying as being a teaching assistant. I’ve wanted to be a TA since I first came to Brown, both because...